I want to feel included My name is Chandler.
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animalstalkinginallcaps:

Did I lock you in the bathroom all day? 

YEAH. YOU DID.

My bad. Holy shit. You completely destroyed that roll of toilet paper. That roll was totally full.

NOW IT IS TOTALLY FUCKED.

It’s everywhere.

IT WAS LOOKING AT ME COCKEYED.

Good job.

POUND IT OUT, BRO.

Word.