I want to feel included My name is Chandler.
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animalstalkinginallcaps:

LET’S GO TO THE MALL!

NO.

LET’S GO TO TOYS ‘R’ US!

NO.

LET’S GO TO ONE OF THOSE EYES WIDE SHUT SEX PARTIES AND STAND AROUND UNCOMFORTABLY IN MASKS WHILE NUBILE WOMEN AND RIPPED UP GUYS GET ALL INTERCOURSEY!

… YEAH, WE CAN DO THAT I GUESS.

AWESOME! I LOVE YOU, GRANDPA.

SURE, WHATEVER. GET YOUR COAT.