I want to feel included My name is Chandler.
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He is the typical American traveler: rude, obnoxious, he expects people to speak English and if he can’t communicate he just starts pointing at things, all he wants to do is get drunk (despite the fact he STILL can’t drink despite the drinking age being 18).
I hate it
I said “merci” to the guy who took us to the car rental place and you know what my brother said?
“Don’t be gay”
Ok, I know I can’t speak French, but that doesn’t mean I can’t at least try. unlike some. He thinks he’s such a badass because he drinks and I don’t and that that gives him permission to act so superior to me
Fuck you Clay. Fuck you